Snakes! Planes! Muthaf*cka!

To: Nick
From: Keith
Sent: 27 March 2006
SUBJECT: Snakes! Planes! Snakes and planes!

Nick,

Snakes on a plane! Snakes on a plane!
Snakes. On. A. Plane!
Planes! Snakes! Snakey planes and planey snakes!
Snakes on a MUTHAFUCKIN plane!

Genius.




Keith

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To: Keith
From: Nick
Sent: 27 March 2006
SUBJECT: Re: Snakes! Planes! Snakes and planes!

Keith

And here are some ideas that were rejected before they hit on the brilliant idea that is snakes on a plane:

1. Beavers on a log flue
2. Chickens in a basket
3. Cats on a hot tin roof
4. Pigs in a blanket
5. Dogs in hot cars
6. Crocodiles in Dundee
7. Birds on a wire
8. Gorillas in a mist
9. Lions on a bed

Nick

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To: Nick
From: Keith
Sent: 27 March 2006
SUBJECT: Re: Snakes! Planes! Snakes and planes!

Nick

And a few they missed entirely (but with tremendous box office potential):

1. Ants on ants (carrying other ants) while ants watch.
2. Snakes next to other snakes, near an airport.
3. Dogs pissing on cats - and cats LOVING it.
4. Love in an elevator. With snakes.
5. Samuel L Jackson fondling a poodle.
6. Tom Cruise inserting a gerbil.

Keith

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To: Keith
From: Nick
Sent: 27 March 2006
SUBJECT: Re: Snakes! Planes! Snakes and planes!

Keith

And now we need to enter the "Get Your Music Featured on Snakes on a Plane” Contest.

I’m thinking a cover of James Brown’s Sex Machine will be a winner.

Snakes on a MOTHERFUCKIN plane, my friend,

Nick