Excerpts from an ongoing email exchange between the deadly bored on film, TV, celebrity and beyond.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Beards, Dwarves and Sir Saint Geldalf...

To: Keith
From: Nick
Sent: 3 March 2006
SUBJECT: Big hairy bollocks


Keith

Question: who has the best beard?







Nick

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To: Nick
From: Keith
Sent: 3 March 2006
SUBJECT: Re: Big hairy bollocks


Nick

I don’t know, but this has to be a contender.

Right about now, funk soul brother Hervé Villechaize is getting down with his bad self in the big beyond, backed up by Andre the Giant and Telly Savalas.

And speaking of hairy bastards, Sir Saint Bob Geldalf has been spotted in Picasso Restaurant on the Kings Road in That London. His hair appears to have been recently washed. No doubt by a coterie of small loyal followers.



Keith